caligulasendeavvor-deactivated2 whispered: vvris vvris vvris vvris vvris vvris vvris

8ut it seems like you missed me. ::::’)

caligulasendeavvor-deactivated2 whispered: in case you took somethin of a hiatus from the internet // im alivve

It’s hard to keep up to d8 with these sorts of things - you know, what with me busy being fabulous and stuff. 

What is one supposed to do when someone they like dies????????

caligulasendeavvor:

st8gespider:

caligulasendeavvor:

yeah an noww hes angry that im gonna die wwoww this isnt cute anymore is it

Well, if he’s pissed you might wanna stop him in case Mr. Slendy decides to give him the same unfortun8 f8 as you. Wow, this is like a movie. 

thats wwhat im plannin on doin

Hah, well uh… Good luck????????

caligulasendeavvor:

yeah an noww hes angry that im gonna die wwoww this isnt cute anymore is it

Well, if he’s pissed you might wanna stop him in case Mr. Slendy decides to give him the same unfortun8 f8 as you. Wow, this is like a movie. 

caligulasendeavvor:

wwoww fuck you

im buildin up a blanket fort wwith my matesprit (human term: boyfriend)

I wouldn’t normally say this but… Awwwwwwww. 

That’s cute and I’m actually being serious for once. 

caligulasendeavvor:

st8gespider:

Oh, shut up. It was due to circumstances beyond my control. Not my fault you missed me so much. 

i wwanted to see my kismesis (hint: thats you) one more time you shit

Read: You missed me. It’s okay, we all know.

Anyway, what do you wanna do???????? 

You really should’ve made a bucket list or something. 

caligulasendeavvor:

st8gespider hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: vvris is awwful to hang out wwith

Wow, rude.

yeah you hung out wwith me for like fivve minutes before you left

you made it awwkwward

Oh, shut up. It was due to circumstances beyond my control. Not my fault you missed me so much. 

caligulasendeavvor:

yeah im gonna die wwhat else wwould happen to me duh

an no its only awwkwward if you make it awwkwward

Well, what the fuck am I supposed to say????????

‘G8 job on the dying, Ampora, I’m so proud of you?’  

caligulasendeavvor:

no point

they cant cure it

…

So… Are you uh, I dunno, gonna die or… 

Haha, this is sorta awkward now, isn’t it… 

caligulasendeavvor:

no im not shittin you

its vvery serious business

> Clear your throat awkwardly.

Oh.

Uh.

You purse your lips.

Maybe you should uh… See a doctor or something…?

caligulasendeavvor: 

http://theslenderman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sickness

> You basically pull the page up and read it to her.

I-

Well, fuck.

W8. You’re not just shitting me are you? 

You do you best no to show your concern. No matter how fractional it is.

caligulasendeavvor:

oh shut up if you wwere in my position youd be wworse off an you knoww it

> Flip her the bird and sip at the mug, getting noodle caught in your shark teeth.

You shake your head.

Nah, probably not. I’d have just an endless stream of people at my beck and call soooooooo…. 8ut shit, why are you sick in the first place? 

caligulasendeavvor:

hello vvris

> You’re wrapped up in a blanket and clutching a mug of soup.

You scoff.

Hiya, Ampora. Don’t you look just lovely.